THANK-YOU!

OMG, thnkyouthankyouthankyou THANK YOU THUNDERBOLTS! thank you so much for passing up your chance to go the the provincials (in softball) and allow us (my softball team the Drama Queens) to attempt to get there ouselves! thank you sooooooo much, we can never repay you! (well, if we get to go we'll repay some of you because we'll need at least 3 more people and it's only fair if their from your team!)

LIttle Songs/Rants/Poems

sing this to any tune you can:

Blow up shit, have a blast. Destroy at random, do it fast!

A little rant:

eeny meeny decimeenie, ooh ah, ah wanna meeny, atcha catcha kooka ratcha, ooh ah ah, ish billy oatin' goatin' , bee-bop and didn't dotin', and why not? ah. and why not? ah!

A little poem a depressed friend of mine gave me:

I'll draw a pretty picture,
I'll draw it with a twist,
I'll draw it with a razor,
I'll draw it on my wrist.
And as I draw my picture,
a fountain will appear,
and as the fountain flows,
my troubles disappear.

english manipulation.

english is sometimes an easy language to manipulate.

for example:

If you punctuate the following statement differently, can mean different things.

Men without us Women are helpless.

As a Man would punctuate it:
Men, without us, Women are helpless.

As a Woman would punctuate it:
Men! Without us Women, are helpless.

you can also do math with letters!

for example:

A + E = ate

A x E = axe

A little nonsense

I say: The phenomenal occurence that has currently concluded was quite the sensational show of musical adequence and technical ability.

He says: What did you do, eat a dictionary?

I say: I took in a few extra books and expanded my already extensive vocabulary.

He says: Oh, that explains it.

Sanity

most people claim that they are completely sane, however, I believe that everyone has thier own definition of 'sane' and 'insane', with a few overlaps with everyone else's ideas. I believe that if everyone thinks that one person is insane or abnormal, than that person can fully believe that they are the normal and sane person and everyone else is insane and abnormal. Everyone has thier own veiw of normal and sane, and all according to thier own standards are normal and sane, wether or not thier ideas conflict with others. so I believe that in thier own way, everyone is perfectly normal and sane and have every right to say they are.

even if one of my favourite sayings is:

Give me a sane man and I will cure him.

joke/easy haiku

this is a joke/easy haiku that I came up with...

this is my haiku,
there are lots of haiku, but,
this haiku is mine.

like it? hmmmm? I figured it's a haiku I'm not likely to forget!

More random quotes!

You have your whole life to be stupid, why don't you take today off?

You have you're whole life to be a bitch, why don't you take today off?

(substitute words in for the last 2 quotes to make you're own!)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door, or tried to nail jello to a tree.

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

there are three ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way.

(you can add these endings to tha last quote if you want)
-and my way is usually the wrong way 3 times faster!
-and my is usually the right way, only better!

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard

there are 3 types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those that think WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

I denounce your reality and in place substitute my own.

random quotes/sayings I just have to get down.

feel free to use any of these as you msn name or wutever.

Children seldom misquote you, in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

stupid smart people.

sometimes, it is best not to use the words, never, not ever or, nothing.

politics is simply a way for adults to fool around doing nothing and be able to claim thier doing something important.

politics is simply a funny way of being serious.

thinking is a dangerous past time.

Breast Cancer cont.

well, Lilliana (the one who got breast cancer) has finished with her operation and it will take at least 2 months to recover, not counting the time for therpy (it hasn't been announced what therpy she will have to have)