More random quotes!

You have your whole life to be stupid, why don't you take today off?

You have you're whole life to be a bitch, why don't you take today off?

(substitute words in for the last 2 quotes to make you're own!)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door, or tried to nail jello to a tree.

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

there are three ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way.

(you can add these endings to tha last quote if you want)
-and my way is usually the wrong way 3 times faster!
-and my is usually the right way, only better!

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard

there are 3 types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those that think WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

I denounce your reality and in place substitute my own.