LIttle Songs/Rants/Poems

sing this to any tune you can:

Blow up shit, have a blast. Destroy at random, do it fast!

A little rant:

eeny meeny decimeenie, ooh ah, ah wanna meeny, atcha catcha kooka ratcha, ooh ah ah, ish billy oatin' goatin' , bee-bop and didn't dotin', and why not? ah. and why not? ah!

A little poem a depressed friend of mine gave me:

I'll draw a pretty picture,
I'll draw it with a twist,
I'll draw it with a razor,
I'll draw it on my wrist.
And as I draw my picture,
a fountain will appear,
and as the fountain flows,
my troubles disappear.