My Universe

THANK-YOU!

2006-06-16T21:07:00.000-07:00

OMG, thnkyouthankyouthankyou THANK YOU THUNDERBOLTS! thank you so much for passing up your chance to go the the provincials (in softball) and allow us (my softball team the Drama Queens) to attempt to get there ouselves! thank you sooooooo much, we can never repay you! (well, if we get to go we'll repay some of you because we'll need at least 3 more people and it's only fair if their from your team!)

LIttle Songs/Rants/Poems

2006-04-12T20:25:00.000-07:00

sing this to any tune you can:

Blow up shit, have a blast. Destroy at random, do it fast!

A little rant:

eeny meeny decimeenie, ooh ah, ah wanna meeny, atcha catcha kooka ratcha, ooh ah ah, ish billy oatin' goatin' , bee-bop and didn't dotin', and why not? ah. and why not? ah!

A little poem a depressed friend of mine gave me:

I'll draw a pretty picture,
I'll draw it with a twist,
I'll draw it with a razor,
I'll draw it on my wrist.
And as I draw my picture,
a fountain will appear,
and as the fountain flows,
my troubles disappear.

english manipulation.

2006-04-07T19:58:00.000-07:00

english is sometimes an easy language to manipulate.

for example:

If you punctuate the following statement differently, can mean different things.

Men without us Women are helpless.

As a Man would punctuate it:
Men, without us, Women are helpless.

As a Woman would punctuate it:
Men! Without us Women, are helpless.

you can also do math with letters!

for example:

A + E = ate

A x E = axe

A little nonsense

2006-04-07T19:50:00.000-07:00

I say: The phenomenal occurence that has currently concluded was quite the sensational show of musical adequence and technical ability.

He says: What did you do, eat a dictionary?

I say: I took in a few extra books and expanded my already extensive vocabulary.

He says: Oh, that explains it.

Sanity

2006-03-15T15:02:00.000-08:00

most people claim that they are completely sane, however, I believe that everyone has thier own definition of 'sane' and 'insane', with a few overlaps with everyone else's ideas. I believe that if everyone thinks that one person is insane or abnormal, than that person can fully believe that they are the normal and sane person and everyone else is insane and abnormal. Everyone has thier own veiw of normal and sane, and all according to thier own standards are normal and sane, wether or not thier ideas conflict with others. so I believe that in thier own way, everyone is perfectly normal and sane and have every right to say they are.

even if one of my favourite sayings is:

Give me a sane man and I will cure him.

joke/easy haiku

2006-03-14T21:54:00.000-08:00

this is a joke/easy haiku that I came up with...

this is my haiku,
there are lots of haiku, but,
this haiku is mine.

like it? hmmmm? I figured it's a haiku I'm not likely to forget!

More random quotes!

2006-03-10T14:58:00.000-08:00

You have your whole life to be stupid, why don't you take today off?

You have you're whole life to be a bitch, why don't you take today off?

(substitute words in for the last 2 quotes to make you're own!)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door, or tried to nail jello to a tree.

Never say 'bite me' to a vampire.

there are three ways of doing things, the right way, the wrong way, and my way.

(you can add these endings to tha last quote if you want)
-and my way is usually the wrong way 3 times faster!
-and my is usually the right way, only better!

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard

there are 3 types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those that think WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

I denounce your reality and in place substitute my own.

random quotes/sayings I just have to get down.

2006-03-04T16:00:00.000-08:00

feel free to use any of these as you msn name or wutever.

Children seldom misquote you, in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

stupid smart people.

sometimes, it is best not to use the words, never, not ever or, nothing.

politics is simply a way for adults to fool around doing nothing and be able to claim thier doing something important.

politics is simply a funny way of being serious.

thinking is a dangerous past time.

Breast Cancer cont.

2006-03-04T15:58:00.000-08:00

well, Lilliana (the one who got breast cancer) has finished with her operation and it will take at least 2 months to recover, not counting the time for therpy (it hasn't been announced what therpy she will have to have)

Olympics 2006!

2006-02-22T14:22:00.000-08:00

okay, so Canada lost to Russia 2-0 in the men's quarter final. Thats pathetic. Canadians are always boasting about thier hockey skills, and we don't even get a medal! At least we have the ladie's hockey gold medal to console us.

In woman's ice skating (the short program) Mira Leung did really well, broke 50 and her personal best. Her jumps (as always) were awsome and very well done. Her dance has improved alot along with her coereography. Now maybe this is club pride speaking, but I wpould have to say that her small amount of time at pheonix gymnastics helped a little bit with that. How do I know she went to pheonix gymnastics? she was in my group for a little while and was in my sister's group for a little while. She never wanted to do dance or any apperatuses, the only thing she realy wanted to do was tumble. She was awsome at tumbling to, at the little time she was with pheonix gymnastics, she learned how to do back tucks, front tucks, etc. and she was good at them. I would be lying if I said that her training as a slkater didn't help her, but it was an amazing feat in itself. While she was in my group I learned that she didn't really talk about ice skating much, I think she found it as a given, but we (my family and the group) learned of it by accident really.

It is really funny though that although Pheonix has had several people go on to be great, they never do it doing gymnastics. for example, Mira Leung with ice skating and Kristen Kiurk with acting.

Breast Cancer

2006-02-20T21:24:00.000-08:00

One of the adults I know from pathfinders, Liliana, is a visiting guiding leader from Chilli (is that spelt right?) and has been diagnosed with breast cancer. She is going to have surgery to remove her right breast next week.

Gymnastics!

2006-02-20T21:22:00.000-08:00

Okay, I was at a competition at Bowan Island, it was small (as in only 2 clubs were there), it was a half meet, beam and bars. I recieved a silver on bars, a gold on beam, and silver all around.

Gah! Homework!

2006-02-18T16:17:00.000-08:00

Homework, homework, homework! everywhere I turn, homework! why do all the teachers pile on the homework at the same time!!! I'm going crazy! well........ more crazy than I already am! ;D

Do you ever dream?I do.

2006-02-17T14:20:00.000-08:00

I dream sometimes, about how my life would be, if I was had such a radience, a beauty no one else had, if I was stronger, faster, and more flexable, if I was popular, If I was smarter, If I had more friends, if I had better friends, if I had a best friend, if more people liked me, if I could sing, or dance, or act, If I was more sporty or better at sports, If I was more girly, If I was more fashionable, If I had a secret talent, If I ever did anything wrong, If my tastes in things matched other peoples, If I was more confident, If I was braver, If I wasn't afraid of what others thought, If other people didn't have thier perceptions about me, If I was an only child, If I was the oldest child, the youngest, adopted, If I knew how to fight back, If my sisters/family didn't constantly tell me about what they think and in a way not allowing me to think my own thoughts, If they didn't stop telling me that I wasn't my own person, that I was more of part of the crowd, even when I couldn't be farther from it, If they could see that I am unique, if others could see that I'm unique, If I could allow myself to be more of myself, If I was a true christian/jewish/ or religious.

There are so many ifs out there it would take me forever to cover them all. But I know that my dreams or at least some of them could come true, but for now thats all they'll ever be.... dreams.

exert from a Midsummers Nights Dream

2006-02-15T20:43:00.000-08:00

this is an exert that I know off the top of my head as I had to repeat it over 100 times to help my sister in a play a couple of years ago.

'Over hill, over dale,
Through bush, through briar,
Over park, over pale,
Through flood, through fire.
I do wander everywhere, swifter than the moons sphere,
and I serve her fairy queen,
to dew her orbs upon the green.
Her cowslips tall, her pensioners be,
in those golden coats, spots you see.
Those be rubies, fairy favors,
in those freckles live thier saviours.
Farewell thy lob of spirits,
I'll be gone.
Her fairy queen, and all her elves
come here and on.'

My World, My Mind

2006-02-14T19:33:00.000-08:00

here I am.... A new blogger, oblivious to the many going ons. This here is now my space to post what I want to, when I want to. Finally my freedom to say what I normally can't. My space to use as I see fit. To get away fom all the percieved conceptions people have of me. To be who I wish I could be.It's my space to be myself.